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    Posted: 20-Jan-2005 at 10:33
We really need this topic back!
I'll start:
After the Mongolians and the Spanish conquered China they divided it into two parts. The Mongolian part became the Yuan dynasty and the Spanish part became the Juan dynasty.
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I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.

the word Mexico derives from 'the one who suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)

America colonized Europe

 

 

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Trotsky and Stalin only became arch rivals after their brief, sordid love affair ended with Stalin getting his heart broken.  Stalin would later break Hitler's heart, leading him to launch Operation Barbarossa.

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forgot about this! lol great start Mix.
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I think this can go to History Amusment, but whatever.


the word Mexico derives from 'the one who suffers from small pox' (Me - Sicko)



I never heard about this one.
Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ).
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Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.

Herman Goering was a British agent sent to sabatage the Luftwafte.

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.

A giant pyramid three times the size of Giza has been found on the Pacific ocean floor. Archaeologist estimate it could be 20,000 years old.

The Chinese discovered America in 1421.



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Genghis Khan is Santa Claus (NTSC version).
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Originally posted by Paul Paul wrote:

Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb.


That's not true, he invented the light bulb joke

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Quote I never heard about this one.
Thanks for sharing, Tzitzimitl ( Demon ).
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Quote Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb

didn't he?

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Originally posted by Paul Paul wrote:

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.


They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.
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1.  Nurhachi of the Manchus was an exiled descendant of Chinggis Khan.

2.   Saladin and Richard I shared bed one night to cement their truce.

3.  After the defeat dealt by Jamukha, Temujin wandered in Japan for some years and recruited one of his best generals:  Minamoto no Yosh*tsune, aka Subedei.

4.  The Greeks invented phalanx because they had small "manhoods."

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Originally posted by Dux Dux wrote:

Originally posted by Paul Paul wrote:

The Japanese Navy is developing an aircraft carrier submarine.


They had the blueprints and the idea - given a few more months, and allowed perhaps a brief respite in the constant American advance, they would have come out with it, and seen its uselessness.

 

there actually was one, it was on route to attack the locks of the Panama canal when it was ordered to go back on a kamikazi run, this its not a "historical lie"

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The Inca name for Guinea pigs literally meant "chicken rat".
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Chinese conquered the world. 

 

  

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The gothic architecture appeared in Germany. And was created by goths squatters there.



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The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas, because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.
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Originally posted by Cywr Cywr wrote:

The Spanish name for the Falkland islands is Mal Vinas, because the British people who live there have bad taste in wine.


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all the way to Rome.

Roman empires is strongest power in the world.

Atilas empires is made by 100% Hun people.

Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.

Yuan dynasty is lagest dynasty in Chinese history.

Alexander never lose a battle.

Alexander conquered the world, there  is no ore land can conquer.

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Roman army defeat Atilas Hun horse archer.


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Alexander never lose a battle.


Which one did he lose?

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