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ITAPORA ![]() Suspended ![]() ![]() Joined: 16-Aug-2006 Status: Offline Points: 0 |
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SO Edited by ITAPORA - 16-Aug-2006 at 19:55 |
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Scorpius ![]() Shogun ![]() ![]() Joined: 11-Jul-2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 215 |
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Emperor Barbarossa ![]() Editorial Staff ![]() ![]() Joined: 15-Jul-2005 Location: Pittsburgh, USA Status: Offline Points: 2882 |
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Aye, lads, take cover, ITAPEVI is back from the dead. We thought we hae taken care o' the lad months ago, but he is a strong fighter. Batten doon the hatches, ITAPEVI is back.
![]() I can't believe it, after all of these months. How's it going, ITAPORA? |
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ArmenianSurvival ![]() Chieftain ![]() ![]() Joined: 11-Aug-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1460 |
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ITAPEVI + Jhangora = ITAPORA?
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Mass Murderers Agree: Gun Control Works!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Resistance Քիչ ենք բայց Հայ ենք։ |
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red clay ![]() Caliph ![]() Tomato Master Emeritus Joined: 14-Jan-2006 Status: Offline Points: 2963 |
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Someone tell him the people from the Home are looking for him, it's time for his Lithium and Shock therapy.
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Emperor Barbarossa ![]() Editorial Staff ![]() ![]() Joined: 15-Jul-2005 Location: Pittsburgh, USA Status: Offline Points: 2882 |
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Red clay, brutal, but still hilarious.
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dirtnap ![]() Emperor ![]() ![]() Joined: 28-Mar-2005 Location: Virgin Islands Status: Offline Points: 605 |
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ITAPEVI is one hell of a Christian...
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ITAPORA ![]() Suspended ![]() ![]() Joined: 16-Aug-2006 Status: Offline Points: 0 |
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Dear Lord Jesus,
Thank you for not killing me before I had a chance to accept you as my Personal Savior. I believe that Liberals and Democrats are under the control of Satan I do not want to be tossed into the incandescent flames of the sadistic Please Lord Jesus, I want to become a True Republican and a Real I believe You died for my sins and rose on the third day and floated I believe that in voting Republican, I am doing the implacable will of |
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flyingzone ![]() Samurai ![]() ![]() Joined: 11-Dec-2005 Status: Offline Points: 2635 |
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I'd rather call him a "Christian" from hell.
I think it's people like him that give "Christian" a bad name.
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mamikon ![]() Sultan ![]() ![]() Joined: 16-Jan-2006 Status: Offline Points: 2218 |
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I think he is a democrat...but wants to instill a repugnance to Republicans.
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Mila ![]() Tsar ![]() ![]() Retired AE Moderator Joined: 17-Sep-2005 Status: Offline Points: 4030 |
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Dear Lord Jesus,
Please save me from your followers. Amen. |
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Emperor Barbarossa ![]() Editorial Staff ![]() ![]() Joined: 15-Jul-2005 Location: Pittsburgh, USA Status: Offline Points: 2882 |
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Dear creator of the universe,
If you exist, please make sure that everybody at this forum never has to but up with ITAPEVI or his spam usernames ever, ever again. I believe by doing this, that we all at the forum are doing your will. Amen. |
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Seko ![]() Administrator ![]() ![]() Superfluous Enabler of Sekostan Joined: 01-Sep-2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8681 |
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Our wise sage from Rio once again enlightens us with pearls of wisdom.
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Copyright 2004 Seko
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red clay ![]() Caliph ![]() Tomato Master Emeritus Joined: 14-Jan-2006 Status: Offline Points: 2963 |
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I think we are being snookered AE comrades, The "Religous Rant" we were just treated to came directly from an Anti Bush site, here is the finish-
I understand that all of America's problems began when we allowed ourselves to be seduced by the pinko, pacifistic false version of Jesus found in the New Testament, letting non-Protestant foreign trash into Your divine nation and squandering time we could have been at war trying to make peace with perfectly good enemies, before renewing our hearts and joyously embracing Republican Christianity's new improved, steroid-engorged version of Jesus Christ. I want to help eliminate the deadly disease of liberalism and assist my President and Your appointed servant on Earth to help rebuild this country into the Glorious Christian Nation it once was on the rocky shores of Puritan New England in the late 1600's. I gladly tithe my mind and no less than 10% of my paycheck, renouncing the demons of logic and education for they will no longer hold sway in my heart, as I now have both Mr. Bush and Mr. Jesus as my co-redeemers! ![]() ![]() Edited by red clay - 16-Aug-2006 at 22:51 |
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red clay ![]() Caliph ![]() Tomato Master Emeritus Joined: 14-Jan-2006 Status: Offline Points: 2963 |
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This is part of the lead in to THE PRAYER-
Yes, for even though you are unsaved (non-Christian), we thank you for your vote! It helped greatly. Did you know that by casting a paranoia-fueled ballot for a Republican commander in chief, you are now automatically 55% Christian (add an extra 15% if you voted against filthy homosexuals falling in love and getting married)? Indeed, it was the Holy Spirit Himself, who dwells in a sprawling palace on a cumulus cloud hovering over Nebraska, who personally directed your grubby white finger to the correct voting machine button! Because He knows you, and He loves you, and He understands that you are now only anywhere from 45% to 30% away from signing over half your life's savings to Him. That's why today, non-Christian quasi-American friend, it's time to get on board 100% with the winning team! Don't risk ending up in Hell and spending a lifetime doggy paddling in the lake of boiling lava while that bloated ignoramus Michael Moore bobs like a pork crackling buoy of singed, bubbling blubber beside you, spitting out his blasphemous research for all of eternity! It's a horrifying thought, but it just a preview of the frightening, sadistic horrors the Lord Jesus has in mind for you if you don't start showering Him with fawning, effusive flattery before He gets around to smiting you and flinging you into Hell. ![]() BTW- I don't know if this has any significance, but Itapora is a village in Brazil.
Edited by red clay - 16-Aug-2006 at 22:59 |
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ITAPORA ![]() Suspended ![]() ![]() Joined: 16-Aug-2006 Status: Offline Points: 0 |
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Komnenos ![]() Tsar ![]() ![]() Defensor Fidei Joined: 20-Dec-2004 Location: Neutral Zone Status: Offline Points: 4387 |
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Hurrah, the Boy from Brazil ( or is it the Girl from Ipanema ?) is back.
I realise that after AE's code of conduct, ITAPORA should be banned immediately, but I suggest we let him/her stick around for a few days, so that our newer members might get acquainted with the legendary ITAPEVI's treasure chest of wisdom, and the joys of babel-fished translations from the Portugese.
Agreed?
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Leonidas ![]() Immortal Guard ![]() ![]() Joined: 01-Oct-2005 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 4617 |
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i never really got to nor her or he, is that a chick?
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The Chargemaster ![]() Samurai ![]() Kishokan Joined: 02-Feb-2006 Location: Turkey Status: Offline Points: 1068 |
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What was/is the problem with ITAPEVI?
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The Intelligence wins
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malizai_ ![]() Sultan ![]() ![]() Alcinous Joined: 05-Feb-2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2256 |
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cmon guys admit it!, u love him/her and glad he is back for a visit.(offcourse u can ban him when u have had enough.)
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